Ryan Self, Humor Columnist
What’s up? My name is Ryan Self, and I live in southern Colorado. I am a junior here at Air Academy High, and I’m the co-creator of the humor column “Half-Wit Humor” in the Jetstream Journal. I enjoy soccer, basketball, climbing, backpacking with my bros, skiing, and spending time with my close friends. I like virgin piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I am not into yoga, and I have half a brain. My favorite movie is Brother Bear, and my favorite genre of music is alternative. Many of my friends consider me to be an Alt-Lord as well as a Meme Lord. I tried to grow a man-bun but it didn’t work out. I don’t have any social media besides Snapchat, in case you were wondering. Now that you know me better, I hope you can appreciate my work more than you already do.