Often times in our young adult lives, we are faced with difficult situations, and sometimes a little help is needed in order to safely get around these scenarios. Being the expert I am in everything known to the human race, here is my advice on predicaments you, as a teenager, may be faced with.

Sometimes, teenage drivers go a little over the speed limit. When this happens, a police officer will often pull said driver over to write them a speeding ticket. If put in this situation, never ever tell them about the dead body you have in your trunk, because you will get arrested!

When your parents continuously nag you about cleaning and organizing your room, don’t pick up the few clothes you have laying upon the floor. If you give in to their commands, it is a sign of weakness; assert your dominance and make it dirtier.

Teachers often scold their students for not doing their homework. If a teacher ever scolds you for this, don’t make up some lame excuse for why you don’t have it with you. Instead, stare into his or her soul and challenge a duel. The teacher will back down and you will most likely never have homework again.

Puppies will get out and want to see the world sometimes. If you find one of these lost puppies, don’t find its owner – keep it and sacrifice it to please the dark lord Voldemort.

When it’s a hot summer day and you are at the pool, but you aren’t the strongest swimmer around, don’t use little children as flotation devices. Trust me, they don’t work. Also, if nature comes calling whilst you are in the pool, for the good of the human race, hold it.

If you’re ever meeting someone at a movie, don’t just scan the whole theater trying to find them – bring a spotlight so that you can see everyone’s face in the dark theater. This makes the looking process so much easier. (This technique works best once the movie has just started to increase the probability your friend is there).

As Americans, we have the right to cast votes for who leads our country. When voting for the president, don’t choose the best person for the job, just choose the person your party puts out there! Even if he or she isn’t going to be a very good president, follow your party no matter what!

Teenagers are prime candidates to babysit and I’m sure most of you have had this form of employment once or twice. When you’re babysitting, don’t feed them healthy options like broccoli or asparagus. Instead, overload them with sugar in an attempt to induce a sugar rush which then puts them to sleep. Then your job is over!

There are countless situations in which you may need some help, more possibilities than I could ever hope to fit in one article. But with these incredible tips, you may have gained the intelligence needed to come up with your own little life-hacks for your scenarios! Good luck in getting through life.