Top 13 Cheesiest Pick-Up Lines
Eeeeek! Everybody has been caught in a situation where they couldn’t think of anything flirty to say, and it’s even worse when it’s around someone that you’re attracted to. Corny pickup lines may not always be graceful, but they can be effective and catch the attention from the person you’re crushing on. Don’t get caught empty-handed again; use these 13 corny chat-up lines that are guaranteed to work.
1. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.
2. Is there a rainbow today? Because I just found my treasure!
3. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named the McHandsome.
4. Are you my asthma? Because you take my breath away.
5. Are you from outer space? Because your looks are out of this world.
6. Are you lost, ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
7. Can I follow you home? Because my mom always told me to follow my dreams. *please not literal*
8. I never need to see the sun again, because your eyes light up my world.
9. Do you like Chemistry? Because you are soooodium fine.
10. Are you a magician? Because when I look at you everyone else disappears.
11. Dang, if being cute was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
12. If you were a transformer, your name would be Optimus Fine.
13. You’re so cute, you made me forget my pickup line.
Salutations! My name is Ashlie Steel and I am the Lifestyle Columnist for the Jet Stream Journal. I am a senior, so this is my first and last year participating...
marie cloonan • Nov 20, 2016 at 2:16 pm
i used this for a gift thanks girl!
Luke Negley • Nov 2, 2016 at 12:38 pm
This helped me snag my girl, thanks for the help!
Kaltyn Blacksten • Nov 2, 2016 at 12:36 pm
These are so cute, sure to at the very least get a smile!
Avery Rodny • Nov 2, 2016 at 12:34 pm
This is a great story! It reminds me of a buzzfeed article.
Megan Reynolds • Nov 2, 2016 at 12:24 pm
THESE ARE SO GOOD!!! Definitely going to use a few of these 😉
Kennedy Jamieson • Nov 2, 2016 at 8:30 am
I really enjoy #2, I cant wait to use these(:
Whitney Moran • Nov 1, 2016 at 10:12 am
I love this ashlie! cant wait to use these(: