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Ryan Self

Ryan Self, Humor Columnist

What's up? My name is Ryan Self, and I live in southern Colorado. I am a junior here at Air Academy High, and I'm the co-creator of the humor column "Half-Wit Humor" in the Jetstream Journal. I enjoy soccer, basketball, climbing, backpacking with my bros, skiing, and spending time with my close friends. I like virgin piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I am not into yoga, and I have half a brain. My favorite movie is Brother Bear, and my favorite genre of music is alternative. Many of my friends consider me to be an Alt-Lord as well as a Meme Lord.  I tried to grow a man-bun but it didn't work out. I don't have any social media besides Snapchat, in case you were wondering. Now that you know me better, I hope you can appreciate my work more than you already do.

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High School Musical Graduation

High School Musical Graduation

Ryan Self, Halfwit Humorist
May 15, 2017
Used from Wikipedia Commons

Why Being a Trump Kiddo Would be Amazing

Ryan Self, Halfwit Humorist
April 15, 2017
Spring Break 2K17

Spring Break 2K17

Ryan Self, Halfwit Humorist
March 15, 2017
Used under the creative commons license in Wikimedia commons

iPhone 8: What We Know

Ryan Self, Halfwit Humorist
March 1, 2017
Used under the creative commons license in Wikimedia Commons

Oscar Meyer Winners

Ryan Self, Halfwit Humorist
February 15, 2017
Labeled for reuse under Wikipedia Commons

New Year, New Me

Ryan Self, Halfwit-Humorist
January 15, 2017
Riley Whelan, 2, and Larry Geiger as Santa contemplate eachother last week at the United Way office.

Old Saint Nick

Ryan Self, Halfwit Humorist
December 15, 2016
D-20s New Money

D-20’s New Money

Ryan Self, Halfwit Humorist
December 1, 2016
Race To Space

Race To Space

Ryan Self, Halfwit-Humorist
November 1, 2016
PSLife

PSLife

Ryan Self, Halfwit Humorist
October 15, 2016
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