Mark Beatty, Junior News Editor
Anti-conformist, passively pugnacious and astonishingly thoughtful, the mystery of Mark Beatty extends far past my stunning good looks. I enjoy long walks on the beach and quality conversation. I also find peculiar relaxation in hanging out with my dogs late in the evening. An orca whale is my spirit animal because they are the most dominating predator in the entire ocean. Seriously. Besides the fact that they can eat a seal in one bite, they also are very intellectual and friendly to their counterparts. We are all made of stardust, and the world will one day collapse on itself into a black hole in which there is no possible escape. Good food is good. I like journalism because writing is nice. Have a good day everyone.