The Jetstream Journal

Jake Werner

Jake Werner, Copy Editor, Fun Facts Editor, Jetcast Editor

Hi, my name is Jake Werner and this is my staff profile. I am a Copy Editor, the Fun Facts editor, and the editor of the Jetcast and this is my second year with the Jetstream Journal. Now, you are probably wondering why I joined this newspaper. Well, the answer is pancakes. I guess I like writing too but pancakes are better. If this class had waffles though, I would probably lose my mind because waffles are superior to pancakes. I am a Mellophone section leader in the band and I also play guitar. I like to ski a lot. I have a job that I sometimes go to. I go to school. That is pretty much my life. Goodbye now.

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Goodbye Scare Academy

Goodbye Scare Academy

Jake Werner, Copy Editor, Fun Facts Editor, Jetcast Editor
May 1, 2018
Sergei Skripal being tried in the Moscow District Military Court. Photo taken under the Public Domain via the Russian Military Court

Lies, Cries, and Russian Spies

Jake Werner, Copy Editor, Fun Facts Editor, Jetcast Editor
April 15, 2018
Editor’s Note: April Fools! This article is for humor purposes only; please do not perceive anything written inside to be factual, as it is meant entirely for your entertainment.

The End of a Kadet Era

Jake Werner, Copy Editor, Fun Facts Editor, Jetcast Editor
April 1, 2018
Rodgers Theater in Missouri

The Movie Theater Life

Jake Werner, Copy Editor, Fun Facts Editor, Jetcast Editor
March 15, 2018
Taken under the Creative Commons License via Wikimedia Commons

Let’s Talk About Gun Control

Jake Werner, Copy Editor, Fun Facts Editor, Jetcast Editor
March 1, 2018
Ralf Schumacher takes flight in his Formula 1 car at the 2002 Australian Grand Prix in Melbourne. Labled for reuse by FIA and Formula 1

The Cost of Racing

Jake Werner, Copy Editor, Fun Facts Editor, Jetcast Editor
February 14, 2018
CU Boulder is a solid school as it has a massive party scene and pretty much fits most of my criteria. I took this photo. Yay me

Find The Perfect College: A Semi-Informative Guide From An Idiot

Jake Werner, Copy Editor, Fun Facts Editor, Jetcast Editor
February 1, 2018
Original Photos taken from the Public Domain and photo shopped by Jake Werner

Wait, This Isn’t Christmas!

Jake Werner, Copy Editor, Fun Facts Editor, Jetcast Editor
December 3, 2017

Fun Facts 4

Jake Werner, Copy Editor, Fun Facts Editor, Jetcast Editor
November 15, 2017
Lance McCullers pitching for the Houston Astros

Astros and Eagles and Kadets (Oh My)

Jake Werner, Copy Editor, Fun Facts Editor, Jetcast Editor
November 15, 2017

Fun Facts 3

Jake Werner, Copy Editor, Fun Facts Editor, Jetcast Editor
November 1, 2017
A nun with a gun. Taken under the creative commons license

The Holy Heist

Jake Werner, Copy Editor, Fun Facts Editor, Jetcast Editor
November 1, 2017

Fun Facts 2

Jake Werner, Copy Editor, Fun Facts Editor, Jetcast Editor
October 15, 2017
This is what somebody kneeling looks like. Imagine how cool the NFL would be if these were the football uniforms. Photo used under the Creative Commons License via Wikimedia Commons. https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Tronguy.jpg Gosh this is a long caption

When Sweaty Dudes Kneel

Jake Werner, Copy Editor, Fun Facts Editor, Jetcast Editor
October 15, 2017

Fun Facts 1

Jake Werner, Copy Editor, Fun Facts Editor, Jetcast Editor
October 1, 2017
An aerial view of Hurricane Irma at its peak strength over the Virgin Islands. Image taken by NASA and used under the Public Domain. Photo via Wikimedia Commons under the Creative Commons License. https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hurricane_daniel_2006.jpg

Hurricanes and You

Jake Werner, Copy Editor, Fun Facts Editor, Jetcast Editor
October 1, 2017
Taken from the Public Domain via Wikimedia Commons

Education, Money, and You

Jake Werner, Copy Editor
May 1, 2017
A patent design for Samsungs foldable phone patent. Licensed under the Public Domain by Samsung Electronics/Korea Intellectual Property Office.

The Phone That Could Fold

Jake Werner, Copy Editor
April 15, 2017
A view of the Apollo 17 Saturn V rocket. This would become the last manned mission to the moon under NASAs Apollo program. Photo used under the Public Domain by NASA

To The Moon and Back…Again

Jake Werner, Copy Editor
March 15, 2017
Google Deepmind Logo. Used under the Public Domain via Wikimedia Commons

Google’s Evil Robots

Jake Werner, Copy Editor
March 1, 2017
The base area and hotel of the Masikryrog Ski Resort

Ski North Korea

Jake Werner, Copy Editor
February 15, 2017
Photo taken under the Creative Commons License via Wikimedia.

Trump’s China and Nuclear Missiles

Jake Werner, Junior Copy Editor
January 15, 2017
A fire rages through a forest. Via Wikimedia under Public Domain

Fire Burns Through Tennessee

Jake Werner, Junior Copy Editor
December 15, 2016
Photo by LTSTS via Wikimedia under the Public Domain

Brain Wi-Fi and Paralysis

Jake Werner, Junior Copy Editor
December 1, 2016
Wrigley Field in Chicago during Game 3 of the 2016 World Series. Used under the Creative Commons License via Wikimedia Commons. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Cubs#/media/File:Fans_descend_on_Wrigley_Field_for_World_Series_Game_3._(30642800165).jpg

Chicago Cubs Win World Series

Jake Werner, Junior Copy Editor
November 15, 2016
Syrian Rebels move to battle Assads regime in Syria. Photo taken under Public Domain via Wikimedia Commons

Russia Tightens Their Grip in Syria

Jake Werner, Junior Copy Editor
November 1, 2016
Photo used under the Creative Commons License via Flikr

Nike to Release Self-Tying Shoes in November

Jake Werner, Junior Copy Editor
October 15, 2016
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